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1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 2. <-------- data-blogger-escaped-2nd="" data-blogger-escaped-3.="" data-blogger-escaped-4.="" data-blogger-escaped-4th="" data-blogger-escaped-5.="" data-blogger-escaped-5="" data-blogger-escaped-6.="" data-blogger-escaped-access="" data-blogger-escaped-baud...james="" data-blogger-escaped-baud.="" data-blogger-escaped-buffers="20" data-blogger-escaped-c:v="" data-blogger-escaped-data="" data-blogger-escaped-denied--nah="" data-blogger-escaped-down="" data-blogger-escaped-files="15" data-blogger-escaped-go="" data-blogger-escaped-information="" data-blogger-escaped-is="" data-blogger-escaped-na="" data-blogger-escaped-nah="" data-blogger-escaped-name="" data-blogger-escaped-quarter="" data-blogger-escaped-the="" data-blogger-escaped-to="" data-blogger-escaped-way="" data-blogger-escaped-went="" data-blogger-escaped-yards=""> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 9. E Pluribus Modem 10. .... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)? 13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 15. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. 17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... 18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 25. REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) 26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) 27. Hit any user to continue. 28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch. 29. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic 30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?